Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!

Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .

This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!

Patrick and the whole crew over at the pantswise studio are absolutely killing it! The guests are super funny lately(lol) jk the pool IS going to look nice though. Have a nice FLOAT, Shim Shapiro

Check it out if you have a decent sense of humor.

He is trying very hard but continues to fail. Voice is grating.

Sounds fat. Like 100 chicken wings a day fat. Like a gigantic slob fat voice. I can hear the chicken grease stains on his shirt.

P Melt knows how to make casual conversation entertaining listen every day besides during football season I listen to fantasy football podcasts first then NLO

Wow this guy has gone so downhill the past couple years. His show was decent once but at this point it's unlistenable. Just unsubscribed today. It just clogs up my feed.

This comedy talk show has been around for YEARS and it's still f*ing fantastic. Keep it up, guys.

Didn't even make it 30 mins into an episode. Cant believe all the reviews saying how great this is. Don't waste your time.

I have been listening to this podcast for years and it never lets me down with content, updates weekly and a free app to watch it live too. Keep up the good work Patrick!

I've been listening since 2006, and it's gotten consistently better growing to be a great show. From Tampa to L.A. to N.Y.C.

This show is amazing really great content and the host is really good at off the cusp comedy!

Patrick Melton funny comedian! Once you get into it you won't go back

I've listened to this show for about 4 years now it's great listen to a couple shows before you really pass judgement cause once you start getting the references you will find yourself laughing like crazy!

I've been listening to podcasts for years and this is still the funniest and best produced podcast I've found. It might take a while to get into, but once you're up to speed with the show and get all the jokes it's the best show available on itunes.

Been listening for years, it's one of the best podcasts out there. If you're looking for laughs this is the podcast to get.

Patrick is pure talent.

How is this show not in the top ten every day. This is the greatest all around podcast out there. Great host, incredible audio and Video! Also donate and get the NLO app to take with you everywhere.

After Eddie Ifft was on P.Melts(this podcast) I could stop listening to him. I got two songs and his and his comedy album from the Itunes store. I look foward to his podcast just like Eddie Iffts. P.Melt is like Chozen but Real.

Finally subscribing to OD. Hoping you still have the 'adam needs gas money' ep in OD — you played my VM. can't wait for you to make it big. Glad to have been a listener since the beginning.

Wacky, offessive, and hilarious.

I've been listening to Nobody Likes Onions since June 2008, and it's the only podcast that I've stuck with over the years. Patrick's an amazing host and brings an amazing show whether he's got a huge personality on the show, or if he's just doing a solo show riffing with fans.

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How can this be so human and mean at the same time

I love this show. Patrick is funny and he always has good co-hosts. Even his solo shows are good. If you are looking for a good show with some great humor...check it out!

One of the best podcasts around!

Constantly new and funny content that never fails to suprise.

Ive been following this show since 2005 and it has always made me laugh. Great show well worth a try to listen. So download this podcast right now!!!!

This was one of the original podcast I listenend to and has been consistently funny until the beginning of this year when the host would spend about 15 or more minutes begging fans to join his premium content section. I understand a lot of these podcast that aren't run by big named comedians need donations but the other shows I listen to don't sound so desperate or berate their fans for not giving them money. The whole thing just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth and franky I am just tired of it. To be fair his Overdose club is mostly video (which defeats the purpose of a podcast) and the bonus shows usually a much poorer quality then the free shows.

Being close to 850 shows you can't bat 1000 on all of them. Over all the best podcast out there. Now from the podcastle, the show is escalating their comedy to levels not heard before. The only show with my time. Listen to 1 or 6 shows and try to get Patrick's comedy genius.

This is by far the best podcast on the Interwebs. Patrick Melton is a god among men. He is a podcasting phenom. Absolutely the best thing to ever happen to the Internet. Keep up the amazing work.

This is the best comedy podcast I have found. Over six years of great content. If you only have time to listen to one comedy podcast this is the one.

This is the best podcast! You will laugh. Be offended. Laugh. Be grossed out. Laugh some more. Get bored and still laughing. Cry. Laugh. Laugh, laugh. This show is for mature people, I would not recomend for children or most parents.

You can never go wrong with NLO and Patrick

Hilarious podcast. Try it out, you won't go wrong.

This guilty pleasure gets me through my day everyday, I wake up to it.

This is the best podcast out there. Been listening since 05 and haven't been able to find an equal. Thanks for all the showgrams, Patrick!

Pmelt is the most lovable butterball man I've heard. Comedy going from serous and hard hitting to silly and oddball. Give it 4 episodes and you'll be hooked

Best show ever! The overdose is amazing! Love, love, love it!

If you can take a joke, and like comedy, download this podcast.

Just listen to at least two episodes, and I promise you that you will learn to love it! NLO

It's a great show. Go listen to it!

This is the funniest thing on podcast and you should all listen, plus there is the overdose club to get all the behind the scenes and more funny stuff then you can handle.

Best podcast out there! The overdose is amazing!

Funny show good times laugh

Easily the best. Been listening a long time. If what they say about laughter adding years to your life is true this host, Patrick Melton, deserves an honorary doctorate.

Yep this guys love his gays and we love you 2 NLO 4 LIFE

This is easily one of the funniest podcasts. Love it!