Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

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  • Des1089
    Magnificent
    I love this podcast and it has actually gotten me through some serious bouts of depression. My only quarrel with this is that the episodes are so few and far between and I just want MORE. I love Magenta and Bernard. I hope this show will continue to go on for more seasons.
  • anna4213
    Quite Possibly the Funniest Podcast Out There
    I was trying to paint my laundry room whilst starting the podcast, and had to stop because I couldn’t roll straight due to fits of laughter. For whatever reason, a “banana second” got me laughing so hard I had drips of paint rolling down one portion of a wall that became semi dry by the time I could catch my breath…and consequently still remain. Worth it. 12 stars! I’ll be binging all seasons. Thank you for this gem!
  • alexaswell
    My Absolute Favorite
    I've discovered audio drama podcast within the past year, and this particular feed from Long Cat is the best thing ever! I've binged the whole thing twice through. The new season with "M&B Paranormal Investigators" is hilarious and amazing. I love them so much!!
  • ssnipes
    30 minutes in and I’m hooked
    Hilarious. I am binging the whole thing and giggling the whole time.
  • scowls
    A delight!
    Silly and whimsical with a splash of mystery and the paranormal! Brings to mind the patter of Hinge and Bracket. I am obsessed!
  • valentinewiggan
    Love this!
    Very funny, clever, and well written. They are both fantastic voice actors and play well off each other. It seems semi-scripted and they stay in character even when they are obviously surprised. Fun to listen to and looking forward to anything else these two are involved in :)
  • Amyven
    I’m in love
    Just started listening, and I’m already in love.
  • DarkerWolfer232
    Great Show
    This show always makes me laugh, honestly it has help me out a lot with my depression, I always look forward to new episodes
  • Dad pants
    Incredibly funny
    I wasn’t sure of the format when I first started this, but the cast brings the story to life in the most charming way possible. I’ve enjoyed every episode. I’ve been binging my way through and having a blast throughout.
  • Chelsa B
    Magenta and Bernard are friends I wish I knew
    This show is the best, it’s culmination of comedy, silliness and an hard to believe are fictional character couple is so good. Magenta and Bernard are the loveliest people and I get warm fuzzies listening to their banter along with so many laughs. Great show for a road trip, or just playing while you work or clean. It’s just great and I can’t wait for more episodes
  • princess boi
    What happened to Dave?
    I need to know what happened to Dave. Where is he? What sort of adventure is he on? Will he return? What will he have to say about the cat?! Ohhhh, poor Dave!
  • Stini_supremie
    I adore this podcast!! BUT This last season has been lacking
    There wasn’t really a story this season 😭 and it’s disappointing because seasons 1 and 2 were ABSOLUTE GOLD!! Bernard and Magenta are it for me when it comes to funny fictional podcasts! I literally can’t get enough of them. I just wish there had been more this last season…
  • AngelDeath
    What a Listen!
    Can. We. TALK. About BERNARD?! I frickin’ love him. The show is beautifully chaotic, and even though I’m only on season one “chapter 13”, it has its hooks in.
  • Appalachian Kitty Mama
    My ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ❤️
    There isn’t a single episode I haven’t laughed out loud listening to. I binged the first 2 seasons in 2 weeks and I’m painfully eking out the last few episodes of season 3 until I’m caught up and have to await new releases!! Ugh 😩 Thank you for bringing joy to my workdays and workouts.
  • CassyAugust
    Jolly good time!
    She’s funny and Bernard is fantastic, the two play off each other so smoothly
  • Accesette
    The best!
    OMG! I adore Madame Magenta! She is a riot!!
  • xantianite
    Brilliant!
    Absolutely love this show!💖
  • SecretlyAlice
    Absolutely hilarious!!!
    Magenta and Bernard never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for everything you do!
  • Bearlover20
    I NEED MORE!
    I absolutely LOVE this podcast! I listen while I’m at work, and have to constantly regain my composure. I don’t know how many times I’ve snort laughed. I need more Magenta and Bernard!!!
  • blc826
    Absolutely hilarious and underrated!
    I don’t think any other podcast has ever made me laugh as often or as hard. Magenta and Bernard are a blessing to my ears. Definitely a hidden gem.
  • BooksRGreat
    Hilarious and so fun
    Madame Magenta is a wonderful character. The chemistry between the narrator Magenta and the narrator Bernard is truly witty; and the love between the characters revealed in the writing is adorable. In my opinion, the writing is brilliant. The writer turns common phrases or seemingly innocuous comments into something that I cannot help but to audibly chuckle about. “Bernard” is an incredibly skilled (to my ear) performer of various dialects of the UK and Ireland, which adds yet another dimension of hilarity. I have binged both seasons to the extent the show has been released, and I always wish there were 20 more episodes that I could keep listening to. 10 out of 10, five stars, good medal; thank you so much for this wonderful fiction in this period of not so wonderful reality.
  • ArtGeekMom
    Just Fantastic
    I LOVE this podcast! It’s hilarious and addictive. A brilliant escape from the world. Everyone needs Magenta in their lives
  • OutOfTheAshes3
    The Esoteric Hostess with the Mostest
    Can’t even begin to tell you how much I adore this podcast. From the attitude to the interplay between Magenta and dear Bernard to the ridiculous romp of a plot with twists and turns and the sickest of burns. Not to be missed!
  • Newtonloves17
    A smashing good time
    I have been marathoning this podcast while doing work around the house which has been a good way to occupy my time during this unprecedented time
  • Pats Fan 28
    Completely Entertaining
    This series is hilarious! I’m binging the series while at work and find myself laughing out loud. You can’t help but fall in love with the characters and story line. I highly recommend this podcast and am sure you find yourself chuckling out loud. Enjoy!
  • Cruiseshiptony
    Fun and funny
    Perfect entertainment for lockdown. Extremely well written and performed. Really has me laughing out loud.
  • CBCLT
    So Entertaining!
    Hilarious! Great fun and so clever! The voices and acting are exceptional. Highly recommend!
  • AnnieDtm
    Delightfully Dirty
    What a hilarious and charming little gem of a show. Besides Magenta herself, I love all the little asides and giggles. Perfect acting chemistry!
  • Jinx5326
    Fun and silly
    I love how silly and fun this podcast is. It’s a bright spot in my day. I enjoyed it so much, I’m listening to it a second time. I highly recommend it.
  • Ashpat1
    Delightfully Bizarre
    This is funny, odd and adorable. Loving it!
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