Cinephobe

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Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

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  • Richardrichss
    Entertaining, but way too many ads.
    This podcast has more ads and commercials than the Price is Right, but with no Barker beauties. Six minutes of ads before you ever get to the bro banter.
  • RTS TsiM
    Zach Harper might be the funniest person on earth
    The Observe and Report episode was the greatest thing I ever experienced, heroin and sex be damned. The not just Germans quip killed me. Tony Medley was out of control.
  • StarHayzer
    Unintentionally edited??
    Love registering to old episodes but TimeCop seems to be missing about an hour. The story line goes from the group talking about the best exposition in a movie ever laid out and then just cuts to the reviewing. Please fix
  • woy is a bingo
    Keep it simple.
    Rarely do guests improve the show. It’s clunky and awkward. Stick to the Trinity and keep doing what you’re doing, great show. NO MORE WOY BEWWAMY ITS EMBARRASSING. This pod is too good for that talentless hack.
  • SparkyNuggets
    The 13th Warrior
    I was today years old when I learned it was only 33% on rotten tomatoes… sheer blasphemy!
  • Jwolfe2012
    Love the podcast
    Love listening to these three bingos every week. For the train, I suggest to you Holy Matrimony (1994)
  • OG BeerBoy
    Movies
    Awesome 🤩
  • NikeSoul13
    PHILE!
    Mayes is a production mastermind. I’ve listened for over 200 years and still enjoying it. Submitting my Submission: Havoc
  • Goosenaround31
    Now do Walking Tall you cowards!
    The show is great blah blah, in honor of the rock returning to the ring an episode of walking tall is in order.
  • GreatShaggu
    This show needs a better producer
    I tried to get into this show but the audio is too muddy. I have to crank my headphones to make out what they’re talking about and pay attention. I tired an early episode, a few in the middle and the most recent ep and it’s not that it sounds terrible, but it’s enough to give you a headache. No opinion on the content, because I can’t get passed the quality.
  • hbkedge3
    Amin has to go
    I love parts of this show and really want to give it more love, but Amin is a big problem. If he’s not an actual racist, then he’s really bad at joking about it. He also doesn’t seem to be a nice person. I was just listening to an episode where he flat out didn’t care that Jeremy Renner almost died. And coming onto the show constantly drunk? I get it’s supposed to be in good fun, but unless part of the gimmick of the podcast is to be drunk, then it isn’t very appropriate or professional to me. I’d like to ask how he gets onto ESPN, but then I remembered it’s owned by Disney, so that explains it.
  • russellcroew
    Mayes does it again
    The Nancy Reagan, throat goat comment has me laughing all the way to the MGM parking lot. Excellent and obscure reference from Mayes. This is the best pod out there.
  • GoingsOn718
    Movie Idea
    Have you guys done “One Night Stand” with Wesley Snipes, Ming-Na Wen, Nastassja Kinski, and Robert Downey Jr.? Both audience and critic scores are below 40 percent.
  • Bingo Stu
    Hi Brent
    Had to write an email to someone named Brent at work this morning. Started it with “Hi Brent”, and then had an intense urge to write “anal beads” immediately after. 5 stars.
  • Bonks Adventure
    It’s a lot
    If you have ever wondered what it’s like for 3 peoples ADHD to sync up perfectly this is the show for you.
  • b-tils
    “Have you ever had such a pale of shake?”
    The new iPhone update gives us automatically generated transcripts of episodes. It’s amazing what it gets right and what it gets wrong. I look forward to reading the old episodes. “I could really feel 400 years of oppression and anger in every pelvic crust.”
  • jeremy1185
    Here's your rating. Now shut up.
    Love this podcast. Thursday doesn't get here soon enough. Would love for y'all to review Evil Bong. Jesus, it's terrible.
  • henri803
    Love this podcast
    You guys need to do Blind Fury - it has all the makings!!!!
  • Dzo415
    Nothing but trouble
    Oddball & Cinephobe the only lark podcasts that I give any time to… the main pirate ship is sunk! Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, and digital underground with Tupac!!! Talk about all the pieces for a perfect cinephobe movie… FILE!!!
  • Garland1431
    The 6th Man!!!!! PLEASE!!!
    Please do this movie it’s amazing! You know this we know this just do it!
  • YungBary
    Amazing Podcast
    Show is great. You can listen to any episode whenever you want. Horrible Bosses 2 and Semi-Pro were amazing episodes. Probably listened to them 5 times a piece. Recommendation: Malibu's Most Wanted The Dilemma
  • T&B Combination
    Is it tension or banter? Tanter? Bension?
    Learned about Cinephobe on The Dan Lebatard Show with Stugots. That was it. That was my podcast. Lebatard and Stugotz are now Weekend Observation Mondays and Greg Cote/Ron Magill Tuesdays. Cinephobe owns the rest of the week. Fortunately, there's more than 200 years worth of episodes to catch up on! Once Bitten?
  • Patricculus
    Great Pod! Isn't it? Is it?
    Love the pod. Please check out Airheads (1994), 29% RT is a travesty, but bittersweet because it qualifies for the best movie pod around!
  • Ggg2tty
    PLEASE DO KICKBOXER!!!!
    GREATEST POD EVER!!! PLEASE DO KICKBOXER
  • Marcel Marceauceau
    5 stars
    RIP Carl Weathers
  • sacc17
    Major Payne
    Major Payne qualifies. Major Payne is a file.
  • John ofMalta
    More
    Underwater thru the ice shots.
  • ItsMeLee3
    It’s time for an Ice T daisy chain…
    Johnny Mnemonic: Keanu, Dolph Lundgreen, Ice T, a psychic dolphin, so many hand gestures. Surviving the Game: Human hunting, Gary Busey
  • Zabarrastion
    Couple of suggestions
    In time with one of the finest Tennessee-ins to ever live Justin Timberlake and below zero with Edward furlong (kid from terminator) I really love this podcast I’m hooked
  • Eeeddddd
    Best of the lark
    Okay but please review Uncharted (2022) with Tom Holland, just cracked 40%
  • The popup
    Suggestion
    Could we find more comedies to review?
  • IForgotToPutInTheCrystals
    Obnoxious podcast
    Absolutely impossible to listen to with all the "comedy" going on here. Not funny, not interesting.
  • Ken Golden
    5 stars for rock stars
    AIRHEADS! Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi & Adam Sandler at their absolute finest
  • gravy vampire 69420
    Moonfall!
    Such a complete waste of halle berry. Gloriously horrible movie
  • bos.star
    A Suggestion for a new pick *Taffer voice* Sys-tem
    Amin’s pick free-for-all has opened a Pandora’s Box that threatens to destroy the podcast that myself and so many others rely on for ascertaining, etc. My suggestion is this: Each of you makes a list of picks and then feed each of them into a randomized picker. The lists should be submitted to a third party who will enter them into the picker so nobody knows who picked what. That way you can just blame the machine when something like “An American Carol” comes up. … it’s possible I don’t understand what this podcast is about.
  • Peru the dad
    Suggestion
    Batman Forever!
  • JayDeeMay
    Good Pod
    I need more cow bell!!
  • Ada200976
    CT5 Best/Worst Themes
    Either actor or the type of movie. Plus worst themes like Matthew McConaughey month.
  • kcouser
    I keep on falling
    Holy crap how many times can you drop Alicia keys into the pod. Love you guys but that was horrible
  • Deevinn Boooker
    Comfort Pod
    Been falling asleep to this podcast a lot recently, not because it’s boring but I need some type of noise when I sleep and this has become my go-to. P.S. Waterboy is a classic FTW
  • Sped50
    Outstanding pod cast
    Please for the love of all that’s holy, someone pick The Adventure’s of Ford Fairlane. I want to see how many misogyny and bingos can be crammed into one episode
  • SirTobyLarone
    Cornpuzzle ain’t even a fraud
    He just doesn’t have any taste
  • Hildabeast84
    Time Cop
    As a child my parents would let me watch rated R movies if I read the book. I scoured book stores till I found TimeCop the book just so I could see this as a 10 year old.
  • Mesons
    Laugh Along
    I have avoided the majority of the movies you guys talk about. Sooner or later I will watch a movie before your review just so I can feel more in on the breakdown. NAAAH I’ll continue to experience the movie through you.
  • jacobyjuice
    Amin has a podcast called black opinions matter
    Great concept poorly executed. There’s not enough black movies. There are more nick cage months than black actor months and the one black actor was whoopi Goldberg of all people. Do a rapper/r&b month, Anthony Anderson, Chris rock, Martin lawerence. Target audience is clearly not black people.
  • Ramstralia5
    5Stars
    You guys ruined the ability for me to watch a movie normally, so you will always have that..
  • Michael Conforto
    Thank You
    I always wondered what it would be like to listen to a full length broadcast of Crazy Ira and the Douche from Parks and Rec, now I know. So thanks for that.
  • benhumis_
    Keep an Eye on Baseketball
    Currently at 41 percent. BTB with FUUUTURESPORT.
  • Mike Novy
    Let’s add Blue Chips to the Cinephobe 200+ years of history
    Since theme months are out and you’re daisy-chaining it now, you have to find a way to connect this daisy chain to 38% rated Blue Chips, starring NBA Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett and Cinephobe repeat offender Cylk Cozart—the man half responsible for the the most attractive theoretical baby ever created! (According to one Zach Harper)
  • BIG FACE HUNIDZ
    Awesome podcast
    Great listen! Y’all should do garbage pail kids movie
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