I love this podcast so much, it’s a balm to my soul. Hope y’all come back to NC on this tour (Wilmington would be great but RDU again would work!). Love you!

please come to the black bear casino in northern Minnesota

I recently discovered this podcast and it has not only opened my eyes to the beauties of queer life but it has created so much laughter and entertainment for me during my work days. I subscribed so I can listen to all the eps. Please come to Phoenix!

I am a human BOING who loves this podcast. Very entertaining, I never miss an episode. Please continue being awesome!

Come to Grand Rapids!

Listening to this while kissing my person on NYE

Come back to Chicago pretty pretty pretty please with a cherry on top!!!! 😉🍒

I love this pod so much and listen every week! Dayton Oh!

🌀🌀you want to come to albany on the spring tour🌀🌀

PLEASE come back to cleveland i had to miss the show for my military duty

Stop on by the beautiful Boston. You’ll have fun, we’ll have fun. There are really no cons.

Subscribe. Just subscribe. You will need regret it. This podcast keeps me engrained in the lesbian community. So affirming, so informative, so funny! Just do it - subscribe. Life begins here!

Come to the Hudson Valley of NY for the spring tour please! Also it’s beautiful! We have a City Winery about 2.5 from NYC and lots of comedians come through Poughkeepsie (we’ve had Tig and Fortune sell out and add shows).

Lemme tell y’all… come to Kentucky and you won’t believe how much fun you’ll have.

Please come to New Hampshire or Massachusetts again! You guys are the best!

For real tho.

I heard your call for tour dates and had to erase my old plea to update it - PLEASE COME TO HAWAII!!! So many gays and never enough gay events/entertainers!!! Loved you guys for years can’t wait to see you irl someday!!🌈🏝️❣️

A+ 10/10 ZERO NOTES.

Come to Tampa for spring tour!

I love this podcast! Come to Omaha, NE! ❤️

I wrote this review last year but I heard your call for cities so I’m putting it out there again. I had such an amazing night when you guys came to Orlando last. Met you, hugged you, ran into friends, gay chaos ensued on a Tuesday night at Pointe Orlando. Never would have happened without you. Even if it’s just a peaceful night seeing you guys live I will be elated. So please, c’mon! Orlando wants you! 2023: I LOVE this podcast SO MUCH! You gals are so hilarious and the whole show makes me feel closer to the community. Please Please Please come to Orlando FL again! Our state may be scary but Orlando is our Oasis in a Red Sea. You will be welcomed with open arms!

Rachel, your quads are out of this world. McKenzie, at your request, I’ve never looked at you, not even once. ❤️

So funny! Love the chemistry between these two! Still waiting for y’all to come to New Orleans!!

The dykes are my fav comedians and deserve every good thing! 🥳

Thank you to McKenzie and Rachel for bringing me endless laughter and keeping me informed on the latest/greatest gay pop culture. They are the funniest, hottest dykes around. I’ve seen them live a few times and almost pee my pants every time.

These girls are smart, professional comedians and it shows. They feel raw and off the cuff, but it’s not another manic, rambling hour of chaotic chatter that drives the listener further into her own ADHD. They have a plan, they have clearly developed talking points and they have the kind of natural wit that can’t be taught. If you are a lesbian, this is worth a listen and probably worth a subscribe.

Would recommend! So funny, inclusive, and funny without making hurtful jokes! Woo hoo! Love <3

Love! Such a great podcast with a high quality comedic style. Obvi super fun and gay and feels like I’m hanging with my friends (except you all are funnier)

Best queer podcast!!!

The only reason why I have Patreon is bc of these dykes 🦈 so funny so real and always keeps me in the loop with G-G-GAY NEWS. Also love their genuine friendship and the segments they do, keeps the pod interesting and keeps me looking forward to listening

I love being a lesbian and I love this podcast

These two make me feel good and smile! Plz come to Massachusetts or New Haven or somewhere I can drive to please! I’m begging on my hands and knees

Tried this podcast for the first time, disappointed to hear them praising a perpetrator of genocide as some kind of gay TikTok icon.

Listen every week for years. Makes me belly laugh. Love their takes on the queer experience.

These dykes are so freaking funny, smart, relevant, and just the right amount boundary pushing. Hilarious and up to date- you’ll wonder how you were gay without them.

So hilarious, and please come to Greenville, SC or at least Asheville, NC!

I love this podcast bc other lgbtq pods can sometimes get pretty heavy. But these two are sooo funny and genuinely make me laugh. They’re talking abt the niche gay topics the people want to hear!

Laughter is the best medicine and these two dykes have it DOWN! once i discovered this podcast I couldn’t get enough

And this friendship. And this help navigating queerness. Thank you!!

Being a gay from the suburbs of MSP who went to seminary…but couldn’t stop having sex with women, I immediately knew that you were talking about the “band” Go Fish. Of which I have been to 2 concerts. Smash.

Snot bubble and human boing are the best.

Don’t dare say anything negative about these two or they’ll make sure you’re review gets wiped. Here’s to trying for a third time to let people know this podcast is self-indulgent trash. Do yourself a favor and listen to actually intelligent and entertaining humans on podcasts like Handsome or Jockular.

Loooove the show. Absolutely obsessed. Please, please literally begging, bottoming, so horny for less body checking on the show. You 2 are way too hotttt for that :P

Thank you for the queer joy

This is my fave podcast. I subscribed to Patreon to get the bonus episodes and it’s more than worth it! Not only do they make me laugh relentlessly, they also have shown me what I want in a relationship. They way they talk about their wives/fiancé's is #relationshipgoals. Love their best friendship, My bestie is the one who introduced me :) Thanks for all the laughs and just being awesome people!

I became a shark about 6 months into being a fan of this podcast and I’ve been re-listening to the past episodes. I listen to this as much as I can and still can’t get enough. You two are the funniest, most entertaining people I’ve ever given my time to and I hope to one day go to a live show. I’ll have to find someone other than my wife to go with me cause she thinks you guys are a little annoying but don’t take it personally, she’s a tough critic. Never stop!

We want her ON Also please come to Asheville.

Downloaded this app just to give the pod the praise it deserves.

love these dykes

these two are my mothers, my sisters, my friends, (my enemies??? no jk), and i truly could not live without this pod. it was a source of queer community for me before i had my own irl community and i’ll always remember my early days of listening to this pod so so fondly because of that. also i met and hugged both the hosts at a live show once and they are both tall and beautiful!!!!! 10/10 no notes.